Soap Poisoning

We all know the movie "A Christmas Story". This picture so reminds me of a line from the movie, right about the time Ralphie is caught saying "Oh Fudge", and his mother asking him where he learned that word. His mother made him sit with soap in his mouth till he fessed up and blamed his friend... "Ralphie, tell us, what caused you to go blind!", Ralphie replies "It t'was, SOAP POISONING".
In all actuality, these glasses are to protect his sweet little eyes from the sun when we go to Orlando and Mexico next month.